As I make my way home from the strip club tonight, my thoughts drift to the Sonners. How I'd love to be in their shoes and afford my own means of transportation. This bus SUCKS! There is a man sitting 2 seats away stroking his penis. Another man keeps farting. It would be different if the man stroking his penis looked like Kingovspades or Phaneuf.....but, alas, he looks like Dakilang_Manok. :o(
Sonners, tell me, what is life like having everything you could ever want and hope for? Will I someday catch a break? If it's not the foul smell of puke in a taxi it's the perverts exposing their cocks on buses. I want my OWN VEHICLE!
Sonners, I want a 2008 Dodge Charger! If one of you would kindly lend me enough money to buy said car, I'll make you a much happier person... ;o) I can offer $200/month + unlimited sexual favours... hehe. Payments would be near $500/month, but, with the skill of my tongue, doubled with the tightness of my vagina, I'm sure you'll more than get back your money's worth.
Think about it, Sonners. First one to deposit $45,000 into my Paypal gets first-class attention from me! ;o)
What say you?!?!
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