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My love, please forgive me for every wrong I've committed in my past. I swear I did not mean to moan talker_a_talker's name during our latest phone exploits!! :o( If you can only find it in your heart to forgive me, I will never EVER again think about talker's ripped abs and strong, manly biceps. I swear on Darcy Tucker! I love you, xl_five_lx, more than I've ever loved another chatter! And, yes, that includes the extremely well-hung and thick dot_loop!! :"> Blushes...hehe.

Public Transit

As I make my way home from the strip club tonight, my thoughts drift to the Sonners. How I'd love to be in their shoes and afford my own means of transportation. This bus SUCKS! There is a man sitting 2 seats away stroking his penis. Another man keeps farting. It would be different if the man stroking his penis looked like Kingovspades or Phaneuf.....but, alas, he looks like Dakilang_Manok. :o(

Sonners, tell me, what is life like having everything you could ever want and hope for? Will I someday catch a break? If it's not the foul smell of puke in a taxi it's the perverts exposing their cocks on buses. I want my OWN VEHICLE!

Sonners, I want a 2008 Dodge Charger! If one of you would kindly lend me enough money to buy said car, I'll make you a much happier person... ;o) I can offer $200/month + unlimited sexual favours... hehe. Payments would be near $500/month, but, with the skill of my tongue, doubled with the tightness of my vagina, I'm sure you'll more than get back your money's worth.
Think about it, Sonners. First one to deposit $45,000 into my Paypal gets first-class attention from me! ;o)

What say you?!?!

Sonners

Sonners are the reason NHL chat is vacant today. It infuriates me!!!! I have been the NHL sex symbol since the late 1990's. The girls that visit NHL now have no morals, class, and style.

Sonners, please spare the sexy men of NHL of sonning. I want the room busy like it used to be back in my chat prime...back when I could have any man I wanted. Guys would fight over me!!! Lay the fuck off the sonning, Sonners! Give me back my choice of chat cock!

Talker, Mounta, Phaneuf, Jasonmack, Vices, Jocko, Pavel, Theanticurse, Wildbp, Sasquatch, Chaos, Ripstic, Dean, Zr22k and Kingvspades, if you see this blog, please call me ASAP...you know my number. ;o)

I will get my men back! Sonners, you have been warned! Those men will be mine again! Fact! l-)

Darcy Tucker

I have wanted to have sex with Darcy Tucker since the very first day I laid my eyes upon him. His masculinity is unchallenged by today's athletes. His tenacity unequaled. His cock.......unbelievable.

I do love my boyfriend, xl_five_lx, don't get me wrong, but his penis cannot compare to Darcy's.

How do I know what size Darcy's penis is? Let's just say I have gotten up close and personal with a few Maple Leafs' players.... ;o) Ha.